They'll ride up with wear, sir.

My name is Liz and I need a new hobby, like knitting or scrotum crushing. I like things like butts and writing and reading and rping and liveblogging my toilet humor. In the toilet usually. I like a lot of cumslut stuff like DOGS: Bullets and Carnage. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Doctor Who. Hellsing. X:Men. Gintama. Angel Sanctuary. One Piece. Immortal Rain. DC and Marvel comics. Pokemon. Air Gear. Gurren Lagann. South Park. Gundam 00 and Gundam Wing and and some other genital junk in my trunk.

Also this is a NSFW blog so if you can’t handle late night cock (like say after midnight GO TO BED YOU GODDAMN WHIPPER SNAPPERS YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW) then I think we’d better see other people.

Team Raging Cocks 4lyfe with my beloved partner in crime found here
Here’s the soul of my cock and brotherhood
This creature is the left testicle to my right sweaty tit
Here you will find the precious Katou to my Kira
This piece of shit husband
Spread your legs and fly into my arms, let’s be friends!

niggernoodles:

expertcosmotips:

saw off his nipples he doesn’t need them anyway

LIZ

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE PRECIOUS NIPPLES

PLEASE

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